I enjoy...

Coming to the laundromat. I know, I know...some of you are like wtf?
But I like the fact that I can take care of 4 loads @ one time.
How I can sit and read without being bothered. How little kids run
amuck in this place playing everything from hide n seek to tag.
I like the clean smell. I like that I can watch novelas, or ray
romano.
How I get done in half the time.
I like the old ladies who have been hardened by life getting joy from
watching tv and washing clothes together, sort of like doing laundry in
your living room.

But above all else, I enjoy how the old man who runs this spot thinks
his saggy balls has a chance with me. It makes me feel 100 yrs old!
I'm sure all of you are quite jealous, but you shouldn't be. He only
own one laundromat and....yes there's more. And he lets me watch
whatever channel I so choose.
dripping with sacrasm...time for a shower.